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Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.




once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via dvvy)

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You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy
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Ellie Goulding - Lollapalooza Argentina
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"I’m in love with my best friend, and he has no idea. He always talks about the girls he is interested in and about his love life and I have to fake a smile."
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kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life
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